Puppy Power

- Scooby Doo was a great dane.

3/21/07- Shit

- Interestingly, in slang, prefixing the article the to shit gives it a completely opposite definition, meaning "The Best", as in "My mom's hashbrowns are the shit," or "Oregon Trail is the dope shit."

2/8/07- Police Codes

101 Woman
102 Man
103 Hermaphrodite
104 Transsexual
149 Interfering with a police officer's donut break
187 Homicide
311 Indecent exposure
311D Decent exposure
312 Donut Break
313GDB Glazed Donut Break
537 DFI / defrauding an innkeeper
537E Defaced serial number
567 Drunk
570 Totally Wasted
595 Runaway car
598 Flyaway helicopter
647F Public drunkenness
647FF Under influence of alcohol
647S Dope
653M Obscene/annoying phone call
653S Sexy Phone Call
918 Crazy person
925 Ambulance request
955 Fire truck request
990 Wagon request
993 Burrito request
994 Taco Request

2/8/07- Zippers

- Clergy in the 1920s and 1930s decried zippers as allowing one to take one's clothes off too quickly, thus hastening illicit sexual activity.

2/1/07- Nazi Party!

- Heil Honey I'm Home! was a short-lived and controversial British television sitcom, produced in 1990.

The show was centred on fictionalised versions of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, who lived together in suburban bliss, until the day their lives are turned upside-down by their new neighbours, the Goldensteins, who are Jewish. The show's plots inevitably centered around Hitler's inability to get along with his neighbours.

1/19/06- Tyler Perry

-Tyler Perry (Madea) has made over 3.7 billion dollars.

1/17/07- Pee-pee

- The optimum temperature for the "Release of the Bladder" or urination to occur has been revealed to be 27C (80.6 F).